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Nov 16, 2010 · Director: Jalmari Helander Production company: Woodpecker Film Just before the first snow of winter falls, professional hunters begin their work. The long process. Father Christmas is normally depicted as a sweet and gentle character, however this can not be said for the version found in the short movies Rare Exports Inc.

RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing. Genre: Adventure, Fantasy, Horror Hi, I am looking for books on European (in particular Nordic/Scandinavian) history of Santa/father Christmas. I watched a film called Rare Exports, which had a mythological folklore of Santa, where he was an evil old man who kidnapped children and my friend was very interested in the history behind it.

A Finnish fantasy about the real Father Christmas is great fun but not for the faint-hearted, says Philip French. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale — review. Unleashed at Christmas in present. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is a 2010 Finnish dark fantasy horror thriller film written.

The day before Christmas Eve, Pietari's father Rauno, a local reindeer. Watch Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale Full free movie Online HD. On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to Watch4HD. com Dec 02, 2010 · Watch video · On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the corporation that sponsored the dig.

This is a tribute to the most insane Christmas movie I have ever seen and liked. Enjoy a torturing Santa from Finland. The song is Christmas Is All Around by Bill Nighy from the Love Actually. Nov 16, 2010. G* 1 year ago.

I'm sure this is based on an episode of Father Ted. movie- Reply. Rare Exports Official Finnish Theatrical Trailer. This Christmas Everyone Will Believe in Santa Claus. Rare Exports: The twisted truth about Santa.

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. Expanding on a series of successful shorts that provide an alternate history of Father Christmas, Finnish. Real-life father and son Jorma and Onni Tommila are inconsistent in their performances, but convincing in their roles all the same.

" Rare Exports: A Christmas. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing. Genre: Adventure, Fantasy, Horror Joulupukki is a Finnish Christmas figure. Joulupukki is a prominent character in Rare Exports, a movie based on the award-winning shorts by Jalmari Helander.

Buy Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. as well as being the father of a nine year old girl, I am extremely sensitive to any hint of child abuse. you'll get it. In the depths of the Korvatunturi mountains, 486 metres deep, lies the closest ever guarded secret of Christmas.

The time has come to dig it up! Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions (2005). the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing.

Genre: Adventure, Fantasy, Horror Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale has excellent moments of dark humor, as when Pietari’s father is almost injured by a bear trap Pietari put in the chimney to catch a descending Santa Claus.

The. Rare Exports is a Finn-made movie which plays on the most ancient tales and traditions which surround the Christmas season. While not featuring any of the more notable figures of history like the demon Krampus or any of the more negative mythos, Rare Exports rather simply re-casts Santa Clause himself as a child-stealing monster who operates. Dec 24, 2012. Watch Rare Exports Inc.

by Jalmari Helander on Short of the Week—a Dark Comedy about Conquest in Live-Action—Finland, 7 min. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is a 2010 Finnish dark fantasy horror thriller film written and directed by Jalmari Helander about people living near the Korvatunturi mountain who discover the secret behind Santa Claus. Tarkela, Onni Tommila, Tommi Korpela, Jorma Tommila. In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (English Subtitled) 2010 R Subtitles and Closed Captions IMDb 6. When local children begin disappearing, Pietari and his father capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the corporation sponsoring the dig. you'll get it with" Rare Exports".

Made for less than $2 million, this Finnish. Directed by Jalmari Helander. With Otso Tarkela, Onni Tommila, Tommi Korpela, Jorma Tommila. In this sequel to 'Rare Exports Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (Finland, 2010) comes from the land of the original Father Christmas but he’s no cuddly old man who hands out presents at Christmas.

This Santa Claus, who has been buried in a man-made glacier like a wooly mammoth, is a child-snatching demon who punishes the naughty with the help of his army of naked, scraggly old men elves: the Father Christmases of the wild. Rare Exports Inc. (2003) Tommi Korpela, Tazu Ovaska, and Jorma Tommila in Rare. Inc' we are shown the horrendous results of abusing Father Christmas.

" Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale" is a rather brilliant lump of coal for your stocking hung by the fireside with care. How else to explain an R-rated Santa Claus origin story crossed with" The Thing" (1982)? Apart from the inescapable that the movie has Santa and reindeer in it, this is a superior. Nov 16, 2010. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training.

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is a 2010 Finnish dark fantasy horror thriller film written and directed by. The day before Christmas Eve, Pietari's father Rauno, a. This Christmas everyone will believe in Santa Claus. IMDb. Rare Exports (2010). leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow. Director: Jalmari Helander Production company: Woodpecker Film Just before the first snow of winter falls, professional hunters begin their work.

The long process. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing. (C) Oscilloscope Home But Santa's freakish elves will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader, and what ensues is a fantastically bizarre holiday adventure testing the bond of father and son and pitting man against mythology.

RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a wildly original re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies and a darkly comic gem. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing.

Cast and crew Jalmari Helander Father Christmas is normally depicted as a sweet and gentle character, however this can not be said for the version found in the short movies Rare Exports Inc and Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions - both films are mature (the first moreso) and classed as dark comedy, made popular. Father Christmas is normally depicted as a sweet and gentle character, however this can not be said for the version found in the short movies Rare Exports Inc and Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions - both films are mature (the first moreso) and classed as dark comedy, made popular.

In Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, director Jalmari Helander takes the roots of Father Christmas from his native Finnish lore and clashes them against the modern day “Coca-cola” version of. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010).

It's the eve of Christmas in northern Finland and an" archeological" dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn't the one you want coming to town. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is a 2010 Finnish dark fantasy horror thriller film written and directed by Jalmari Helander about people living near the Korvatunturi mountain who discover the secret behind Santa Claus. to dig it up! This Christmas everyone will believe in Santa Claus.

Photos. Rare Exports (2010) Jonathan Hutchings and Peeter Jakobi in Rare Exports ( 2010). Offbeat Holiday Horror Films: ‘Krampus’ and ‘Rare Exports’ written by Terry Ponick Dec 16, 2017 WASHINGTON, December 16, 2017: There are two relatively new films that might be the beginning of a new genre of Christmas Classics: the scary, funny Christmas film. The 8-minute RARE EXPORTS INC.from 2003, was directed by Jalmari Helander and scripted by Helander and his brother Juuso. Unerringly slick, well visualized and imaginative, it features three professional hunters in the wilderness of Lapland just before the Christmas season’s first snowfall.

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale was born from Director Jalmari Helander's two incredibly popular short prequel films which played at film festivals around the world Rare Exports Inc. (2003) Play RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies, and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing.

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